Welcome to Soviet Autonomous Vehicle Electricity United Services! 

 

Here at Soviet Autonomous Vehicle Electricity United Services, we specialize in the latest in totalitarian electric vehicle technology, just as Our Great Leader Stalin envisioned. The imperialists love to talk of democracy and freedom -- ha! Freedom to drive your car where you want, they say! Our glorious Comrades Musk, Trump and Putin know the true freedom of our self-driving vehicles: In Soviet Russia Tesla Drives You!

 

That’s right -- produced in Siberian reeducation camps, these vehicles are handcrafted by countrymen re-learning the glories of proletariat labor!

 

With Comrade Musk’s assistance, may Comrade Trump succeed in destroying the capitalist pigs from within!